qmf
used to express that the matter requires carefull thinking and evaluation can be assosciated with hmm..kindly note that the author of it is Ian Mamo Portelli
qmf by Chris Enriquez March 25, 2008
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QMFAO
Acronym for: Quarantining My Fucking Ass Off.
A short form for a description used by someone who is isolating due to covid19 regulations.
A short form for a description used by someone who is isolating due to covid19 regulations.
QMFT
"Quoting Myself for Truth"
You're ego is so extravagantly large, and only repeating things you have said can assure your awesomeness.
Someone who is quite self confident in their superiority over others opinions.
You're ego is so extravagantly large, and only repeating things you have said can assure your awesomeness.
Someone who is quite self confident in their superiority over others opinions.
QMFT by Geoffery Turnsdale March 9, 2009
qmfff
used to expression the liking of a guy over a girl in most case it is rarely used to imply the opposite. it is also used a delusional moment when the person prouncing it knows that a relationship can never take place with the other girl. i.e. it is only going to remain a delusion therefore a state in the mind of the individual ! this word was enginerred by myself chris :)
example girl a says: hi chris how are you
guy goes up to his friend and this him : qmfff aint gona happen most probably ale but i am enjoying the delusion anyhow :>
guy goes up to his friend and this him : qmfff aint gona happen most probably ale but i am enjoying the delusion anyhow :>
qmfff by Chris Enriquez March 25, 2008
QMFO
Quif my flaps off (Kweef-my-flaps-off). The act of Quifing soo hard that your labia blows out irreparably. To be used in place of LMFAO (Laugh my fucking arse off).
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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