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qazxswcderfvtgbnhymjuikolp 

When you're so bored that you draw alternating horseshoes rightwards slanting rightwards across a qwerty keyboard, starting with a U. Not to be confused with zaqwsxedcvfrbgtyhnujmkilop which is when you start with an n.
I thought I was the most bored person on the planet, so I typed in qazxswcderfvtgbnhymjuikolp on urban dictionary. At least I'm not in this alone...
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qazxswcderfvtgbnhymjuikolp 

You have ascended beyond boredom speeding your entire day attempting to find the work to end all your troubles. You started you day by going to school which you proceeded to smash you keyboard until you found a true word of boredom, but you ended your day not finding such a word. Finally, days of not doing your work you find the word that doesn’t make since and you wasted all this time for this, this word right here, now think about all the things you could have been doing while finding this work. You could be doing your homework or plays some games with your friends oh wait what friends, you don’t have any since you spent all your time looking for this word and now even the quite kid is scared of you like you might put a bullet thru their head.
I have found the word of ultimate boredom Qazxswcderfvtgbnhymjuikolp, the prophecy was true.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026