pyeper

Pyeper is a girl that is totally honest with you no matter what. She is super fun to be around if you're her friend and she is the best at making inside jokes. If you hurt her, she forgives and forgets but do not take advantage of that, or you'll get your well needed karma in the future. She is known for taking things that are not hers, but if you're her best friend, don't feel at edge, she would NEVER steal from you. You are her everything and she proves that with her loyalty. Don't be afraid about gossip behind you back, she is not that type of girl, she needs you and if you don't realize how much you need her, realize now. She will always be there for you, and there is so many ways to describe her but not in one paragraph. If you don't know her, get to know her now.

"Pyeper can be so mean sometimes, she always wants to fight"

"If she wants to fight you, you must have done something really bad, you better watch your back."

"This won't end pretty on your side..."

by ViaHeart November 8, 2019

Sleeper Peeper

A boner that arises at the moment when you are close to falling asleep, but becomes so uncomfortable that you must push back your sleep and instead focus on getting the boner flaccid. Typically one rids themselves of this type of erection by removing underwear or whatever they were sleeping in, and then not letting the peeper touch anywhere else, as that may keep the boner going. It may take awhile.

Dude 1: Yo man I got no sleep last night.
Dude 2: Damn that sucks. What happened?
Dude 1: Sleeper peeper bro. Shit didn't go away for hours.
Dude 2: I feel you dude.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX August 19, 2013

Pepere

Sometimes spelled Pere Pere, pronounced "peh-pay". French Canadian for Grandpa.

Peperes and Memeres are the Grandpas and Grandmas of French kids.

by ScottX November 26, 2006

Pyper

Pyper is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever come across. Pyper is not judgey and let’s people do their thing. Someone by the name pyper is smart, funny, energetic and sporty. Always be nice to a Pyper because they would never to anything to hurt you. If you ever like or have a so told crush on a girl named Pyper just tell her because she probs likes you back if you have that feeling she feels the same about you. By the way Pypers are actually very loyal and will never spill your gossip.

Dave: Damn Pyper is beautiful
Greg: Yeh and she is nice and funny too

by Naivecat223 February 1, 2019

Preperation H

Medication cream for hemroids.

Dr. Evil: We finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call Preperation H.

Scotty: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass?

by zombiieluuv May 23, 2011

pixel peeper

1) A digital photographer who magnifies photographs on the computer screen to critically evaluate image resolution at the pixel level. Commonly used as a derogatory remark to describe:
a) A photography n00b who erroneously believes that the quality of a digital camera is determined solely by the number of megapixels.
b) Insecure troll who frequents digital camera forums to religiously proclaim how his/her camera pixel count is greater than yours.
c) Wanna be photographer who debates about pixel count all day but doesn't have the talent to take a half-decent photograph.

I grow tired following the thread of verbal diarrhea left behind by that pixel peeper.

Why don't you pixel peepin' trolls get some sunshine this week and take a photograph or two?

by mcham November 18, 2005

Slit Peeper

Someone that spies on a girl's pink spot while she pisses/shits.

"Close the blinds while you take a shit, honey. I hear the new neighbor is a real slit peeper."

by slitpeeper#1 May 17, 2009