Alex: "Bro I was at school today and met Captain Poelking"
Tanner: "I hate Captain Poelking he is such a fag bro for real"
Alex: "I wish I could beat the shit out of Captain Poelking but hes too rich"

Captain Poelking by Hehshdn October 19, 2017

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pyelki • pelkins • Pelking • Captain Poelking

pelkins

He is very funny,cool,loud, extremely cute and smart. Pelkins will be a very succesful person in life.He’s also very fashionable, and could be very charming when speaking. He is a nice guy to be around with too. He is just an adorable and lovable boy.

Oh who’s that ? Oh that’s Pelkins!

pelkins by Summernotwalker November 22, 2021

Pelking

The act of coughing up a loogie into your partners genitals.

Jelinda was eating out Nick when she decide to start pelking him.

Pelking by carterlmao March 17, 2024

PELKIN

A rare and powerful name of Dutch and Slavic origins. In the Dutch tradition, it represents the Pelican, an ancient symbol of unconditional love and self-sacrifice. In its Russian and Slavic roots, it is associated with "The Glorious King," derived from the combination of "-slav" (glory) and the noble scepter of authority.A Pelkin is typically seen as a natural leader who is both selfless and honorable. If you meet a Pelkin, you are meeting someone with a unique heritage and a "royal" heart.

"I wasn't sure what his name meant at first, but after seeing how he leads the team with such kindness, it makes sense—Pelkin literally means Glorious King."

PELKIN by Kin23 May 12, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026