Pwerch 

The sound to describe the act of jizzing.

I was like pwerch all over her face!

Pwerch by The wise man who knows tings January 29, 2010

perchance 

A synonym for Perhaps

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.

perchance by EarlessMimikyu March 1, 2022

Plerch

Any spot on the body where semen can catch and pool.

The semen landed perfectly in the ass plerch on the top of Corina's asscrack, enough to drown her gerbil.

Plerch by Ben Coburn January 15, 2008

Percheron 

The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.

"That black horse over there is really ugly, must be a percheron!"

Percheron by p1@typu5 September 10, 2021

perchide 

Perchide (verb): to create a word to fit a description or to create a description with which to define a word. Perchiding can stand for the creation of anything, however, and is not limited to words or definitions.

Verb (common form):
(Future tense) Will Perchide
(Present tense) To Perchide
(Past tense) Have Perchud

Noun:
Perchidation - anything that has been perchud

Adjective:
Perchidant - of any relation to a perchidation

Running on only two hours of sleep, he still managed to perchide the rough draft before the deadline.

perchide by Ian Rahman November 14, 2007

Percher

A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.

The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota

Mike is a percher

or

Damn... Mike is Perchin' his face off right now.

Percher by Sota507 October 7, 2010

perch and swivel 

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.

I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?

perch and swivel by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2021