When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.
“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”
by gman6020 March 3, 2022
Dmitry: did you see Vladimir Putining yesterday?
Aleksandr: Yeah. he looked totally badass cuddling a tiger shirtless.
Dmitry: I totally agree. And I'm not just saying that so Putin doesn't kill me.
Aleksandr: Yeah. he looked totally badass cuddling a tiger shirtless.
Dmitry: I totally agree. And I'm not just saying that so Putin doesn't kill me.
by Ivan Dennisovich March 23, 2014
A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.
Tom: Joe, are you gay?
Joe: No, I'm not gay.
Tom: Dude, you're 35 years old, never had a girlfriend and last night I saw you French kissing a guy at the theater. You're gay.
Joe: Dude, I am NOT gay!
Tom: You're sucking my dick, dude. You're GAY.
Joe: Am not.
Tom: You're just one big putinism, aren't you?
Joe: No, I'm not gay.
Tom: Dude, you're 35 years old, never had a girlfriend and last night I saw you French kissing a guy at the theater. You're gay.
Joe: Dude, I am NOT gay!
Tom: You're sucking my dick, dude. You're GAY.
Joe: Am not.
Tom: You're just one big putinism, aren't you?
by Jonny Habenero August 23, 2008
noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.
Joe: I finally broke up with Sue. I caught her cheating red-handed finally.
Tom: I thought she knew that you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:
Tom: I thought she knew that you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:
by Jonny Habenero August 18, 2008
"Vladimir Putin is a ruthless mobster."
"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."
"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."
by Gyrapage March 8, 2007
The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.
Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)
Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)
Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!
by gramaticon July 31, 2005
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin enjoys fine wines, long walks on the beach, posing for ridiculous photo ops and staging the odd anschluss.
by Madman Defarge October 23, 2014