pussy text

when you text your girlfriend dirty messages

my boyfriend just sent me another pussy text!

pussy text by kahoutek July 3, 2009

pussy to text ratio 

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts

Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.

pussy to text ratio by chelseafc October 1, 2010

textbook pussy

When a woman's pussy looks so perfect, it looks like you're looking at a textbook version.

"Man, I went down on her last night and I couldn't stop looking at her perfect plump pussy. She got a textbook pussy."

textbook pussy by pussssym December 17, 2011

Pussyteeth 

Tooth-like appendages inside a vagina.

I decided to start streaking back towards my car when her pussyteeth bit the head of my penis.

Pussyteeth by niggapotamus December 22, 2008