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when you text your girlfriend dirty messages

my boyfriend just sent me another pussy text!

pussy text by kahoutek July 3, 2009

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pussy to text ratio

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts

Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.

pussy to text ratio by chelseafc October 1, 2010

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textbook pussy

When a woman's pussy looks so perfect, it looks like you're looking at a textbook version.

"Man, I went down on her last night and I couldn't stop looking at her perfect plump pussy. She got a textbook pussy."

textbook pussy by pussssym December 17, 2011

Pussyteeth

Tooth-like appendages inside a vagina.

I decided to start streaking back towards my car when her pussyteeth bit the head of my penis.

Pussyteeth by niggapotamus December 22, 2008

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026