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Put this pussy on your sideburns

When a being with a vaginal orphus rubs her labias up and down the side of a male or female's face causing vaginal residue to combine with their sideburns to make them more full and defined.
Nicki will put this pussy on your sideburns during the song Bedrock.

pussy on your sideburns 

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky
Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"

pussy on your sideburn 

n. when the girl's vagina gets cold and needs warmth. who needs underwear? just grab your guy's sideburn to keep you warm! for convenience his mouth is located close so you get warmth and pleasure! killing two birds with one stone what could be better than this?
nikki manaj: okay i get it, let me think, i guess it's my turn, maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026