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pussy vending machine 

A girl who will have sex with anyone. Also, see cum dumpster
When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"

Pussy Time Machine 

When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.
For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.

After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
Pussy Time Machine by JalWilly June 14, 2016

Puss machine 

A person who keeps getting pussy within a blink of an eye
Girl: That guy is a total puss machine
Puss machine by Ben_Dover42069 September 19, 2019