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pushy in the pokey 

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.
Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."
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