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push broom 

noun. A mustache made famous in the 1980's; worn by the likes of Tom Selleck and Ron Jeremy amongst others. Named as such for its very thick and bushy manner closely resembling a push broom. Accentuated by the fact there is no goatie to compliment. Though outdated, a favorite amongst murphs (see murph).
Because of his push broom, Otranto could smell the remnance of the zot (see zot)Freeda gave him for days.
push broom by murphonius murp September 29, 2004
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Push Broom 

When a Gay man with a moustache has a big penis in his mouth. It in essence looks like a Push Broom
Man, I went to the castro district in San Francisco once, and I saw these two guys in the alley. One guy with a moustache was giving head to the other. Total push broom action.
Push Broom by jaymax45 January 12, 2011

Push Broom 

A two handed hand-job, where the hands twist while stroking downward on the shaft - the same hand motion when operating a push-broom.
She's not the best kisser, but she knows how to give a mean push broom.
Push Broom by granpescado May 18, 2010

push broom 

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.
I gave that bitch a push broom last night.
push broom by yeahtubbs November 1, 2007

The 36 Inch Push Broom 

When you lift a 3 ft midget by the ankles upside down, face fucking her, while walking around Quicken Loans Arena.
Hey Barry, see that midget across the parking lot? I’m gonna chug these beers and then give her The 36 inch push broom before the game starts.

San Francisco Push Broom

While having gay anal sex, the top pulls out and runs their poop covered penis head through the bottoms mustache to remove excess poop and semen.
I was banging this fatty when I noticed the skid marks in his underwear so I gave him a San Francisco Push Broom.

to push someone's broom 

To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.
A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::

George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"

Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."