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A string of (often loosely) connected puns, the goal of which is to keep anyone willing to listen to such wordplay laughing for as long as possible. Usually these joke trains conclude with an absolutely horrible punchline.
The following example is a typical pun-run:

Q: What do you call it when a mail truck gets in a car accident?
A: A return-to-sender bender

Q: What do you call it when a crossdresser gets in a car accident?
A: A gender-bender

Q: What do you call it when a meat truck gets in a car accident?
A: A tender-bender

Q: What do you call it when a loan shark gets in a car accident?
A: A lender-bender

Q: What do you call it when a Federal Reserve truck gets in a car accident?
A: A legal tender-bender

Q: What do you call it when a Calvin Klein model gets in a car accident?
A: A slender-bender

Q: What do you call it when a smoothie truck gets in a car accident?
A: A blender-bender

Q: What do you call it when your lead guitarist gets in a car accident?
A: A fender-bender
pun-run by Evan Jaiyen July 19, 2009
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026