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pumpkin eater 

comes from an old nursery rhyme:
cheater cheater, pumpkin eater”
used to refer to those that cheat, and in more recent times, a person who cheats on their significant other
Halsey recently tweeted “Pumpkin eater” suggesting to her followers that her ex-boyfriend was cheater.
pumpkin eater by molmoney August 4, 2019

pumpkin eater 

When a person or animal eats another person's or animal's ass(In a sexual way), and shit starts to come out, but you just keep going.
Girl 1: Last night John went down on my ass and started going to town on it. I started relaxing a little too much, a little bit of shit came out!

Girl 2: Did John stop to throw up?

Girl 1: NO! He just kept going, so gross. I didn't know he was a "pumpkin eater"...
pumpkin eater by Mr.SoLDBuY May 25, 2016

cheater cheater pumpkin eater 

it's what little kids say when they suspect that one is cheating in a game.
kid: *takes TWO turns :O*
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!

easter pumpkin 

Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
easter pumpkin by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013

peter pumkin eater69 

an acount on instagram made by the creators of family guy this is a real acount
peter pumkin eater69
peter pumkin eater69 by crw187 October 12, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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