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term of endearment; thought to be the love of one's life; short for "pumpkin"

Hey, pumpk!

You're my pumpk!
pumpk by beautifulpearl September 10, 2006
Words you can keep
Pumpk, a round and orange fruit around a foot in diameter. When one collects a pumpk, this is considered a 'pumpkerring'. Pumpk is related to it's cousin, the 'Lehmone', which is more common, sour and smaller than a Pumpk.
I just harvested a Pumpk. It looks like we have a good Pumpkerring this year. Cut me a slice of Lehmone, my dear fellow.
Pumpk by Healthy Harold, the XIV February 6, 2021

pumpk-1-ene 

Chemistry: An alkene with a pumpk alkyl group that consists of 33 Carbon atoms in the shape of a Jack O' Lantern. It is typically prepared through β elimination reactions, in which two atoms on adjacent carbon atoms are removed, resulting in the formation of a double bond. It cannot be prepared from an alcohol as Pumpkin is halal.

Slang: It can be referred to any one who meets the criteria of being 2 of the following (The Man, The Myth, The Legend)
Can I get pumpk-1-ene from pumpkol?
Obviously not, he halal bro, need use pumpkane from the sewers, just like his complementary compounds Calcium Oxide, Yttrium Iodide and Potassium Einsteid.

Wow! What a clutch! Why pumpk-1-ene so cool.
pumpk-1-ene by StepSisYoda October 31, 2021

Pumpkin Party

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...
Pumpkin Party by Scatt the Waz October 30, 2020

pump granny 

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

Pump Granny 

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.
Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”
Pump Granny by The Mayon January 25, 2022

pump granny 

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022
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