Pumbamolosis is a horrible and unfortunate disease that strikes only a vast majority of people, it is NOT contagious. The name Pumbamolosis comes from the pig Pumba from the Lion King and the last bit to make it sound like an actual disease. Some of the symptoms include snoring and lashing out whilst slee...ping. Although these people seem innocent looking whilst asleep, you should stay away at all costs incase of lash out. The majority of people with Pumbamolosis try to use excuses such as 'its my head cold' these are not plausible and although the symptoms worsen when intoxicated Pumbamolosis is for life.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"