Living the high life in your teenage dreams, acting like you're a hollywood star, while your just an ordinary 19 yr old kid with too much "sex and the city" in the head.
Dude, i was totaly pulling a rachel on some unsuspecting chicks last night, when Robert showed and fucked upeverything.
When you're at a party or event and you refrain from kissing, touching, and even speaking to the opposite sex.
Excluding yourself from provocative games like "spin the bottle" or "truth or dare".
This person also is a virgin and avoids situations where there are people of the opposite sex.
This person is disgusted with sexual contact and should probably become a nun.
This person also comes up with stupid excuses to attend social events.
Fred: "Hey, do you want to come to the football game tonight?"
Claire: "No, I'm really sick so I'm going to stay home so that I can go to the dance tomorrow night."
LATER
Jake: "Hey, where's Claire?"
Fred: "She's pulling a Rachael."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.