to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by Chris April 19, 2005

pulling a jon

stalking anyone in an obsessive manner

My friend was thrown in jail after pulling a jon with the sheriff's daughter.

by SomeGuy4293083 June 23, 2008

pulled a jon

tripping or stumbling randomly for no appartent reason

Oh dude you pulled a jon!

by David Christianson April 19, 2008

Pull a jon

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.

"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."

by cee___jay October 20, 2016

pull a jon klaasen

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round

"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"

by papajonklaasen July 18, 2017

pull a jon lebowitz

in high school, when a senior boy goes out with a freshman girl, its called "pulling a jon lebowitz"

boy: yo when that chicks a freshman, im totally gonna pull a jon lebowitz.

by urbandictiofreak March 8, 2009

Pulling a Jon Kyl

In 2011 Jon Kyl, Republican Senator from Arizona, claimed that abortions were "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does." After his statement caught wind in the media as being a flat out lie he backpedaled stating that his remark was "not intended to be a factual statement."

This spawned the hashtag and popular meme #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. In similar context, whenever you or someone you know present information as a fact when it's actually a blatant lie it is appropriate to say Pulling a Jon Kyl. In reference to this notorious liar.

Guy 1: Did you hear what that senator said last night?! 50 million car accidents take place every year in this country

Guy 2: Don't listen to that garbage, he's just pulling a Jon Kyl.

by Ducez September 16, 2012