pulled a murphy

When a whore take your money and gives you no pussy

The john picked up the whore and when they got to the hotel room. He paid her first and then she left without having sex with him. she had pulled a murphy on him.

pulled a murphy by cameleon December 28, 2013

pulled a Murphy

When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.

Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.

pulled a Murphy by FuryUSness November 20, 2017

Pulled a Murph

The act of shitting yourself whilst kneeling on all fours, with your head in the toilet puking due to severe intoxication.

Mike got so drunk Friday night that he threw up in the cab, then pulled a Murph in Shannon's apartment. How he drove home the next morning with those pants on I'll never know.

Pulled a Murph by Newfie Francis January 11, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008