pulled a tom 

Making sexual stories way more intresting then they actually are.

Dude you Pulled a Tom! We all know that shit didn't happen.

pulled a tom by A.Ardvark March 13, 2015

Pulled a Tom Hunt 

Snapping one's banjo String, whilst having sex when a girls clunge is dryer than a nun's chuff, or trying when a girls sleeping, even slipping it into a crease in the thigh, or up the old stink pipe without any lube.

Man my girls clunge was so dry last night I "Pulled a Tom Hunt"!! Blood was all over the gash....

Tried sneaking it up my bitch's dirtbox and I "Pulled a Tom Hunt" ....

Pulled a Tom Hunt by jizzmasterclungesniffer October 11, 2011

pulled a Tommy

When you see or hear something so horrible, you instantly go deaf,mute and blind as Rodger Daltry did in the rock opera "Tommy"

Guy 1 - "I accidently saw my Grandma naked"

Guy 2 - "Man, you must have pulled a Tommy"

pulled a Tommy by choppynyc May 3, 2007

pulled a Tommy

When someone does something 100% self serving without a drop of empathy for others.

Yo man I pulled a Tommy last night on this chick that wanted me to go to the beach.

pulled a Tommy by Jennyandthebets May 8, 2021