Snapping one's banjo String, whilst having sex when a girls clunge is dryer than a nun's chuff, or trying when a girls sleeping, even slipping it into a crease in the thigh, or up the old stink pipe without any lube.
Man my girls clunge was so dry last night I "Pulled a Tom Hunt"!! Blood was all over the gash....
Tried sneaking it up my bitch's dirtbox and I "Pulled a Tom Hunt" ....
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)