Pulled a chris 

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

Pulled a chris by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

Pulled a Chris 

To be a cry baby over the smallest thing or to bitch when things don’t go your way

Richie pulled a Chris at the bowling alley last night. He left because he wasn’t winning.

Martha pulled a Chris last week when I showed up to our date late by 3 minutes.

Pulled a Chris by Mighty-Tuna February 20, 2020

Pulled a Chris Hansen 

When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.

Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen

<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?

~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~

Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.

Pulled a Chris Hansen by RedRaine November 16, 2009

pulled a cherish 

To cop an amazing and kind girl. A girl every guy wants but FEW guys get. A supermodel type girl

Pulled a cherish: A fucking amazing woman
Person 1: "wow man I just pulled a Cherish"
Person 2: "a cherish?!!"
Person 3: "Damnnn I wish I was you"

pulled a cherish by THEOGGOAT September 18, 2017

Pulled A Christina 

You just made yourself look like a fool because you fail.

Oh shit, I threw up before we started drinking. I totally pulled a Christina. Q__Q

Pulled A Christina by ChinaTownG July 9, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020