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pull a yoder 

strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year
"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel
pull a yoder by dsimms August 20, 2012
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Pull A Yobert 

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.
They really did Pull A Yobert !
Pull A Yobert by Yobert October 25, 2020

Pull A Yobert 

When two people pretend to be friends for ages when clearly having feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to act on their mixed signals as they are severely retarded. The two people then decide to date different people only for it to end in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then say “oh what the frick” and eventually get together after 3 long years of being mentally disabled.
Wow they really did “Pull A Yobert
Pull A Yobert by Yobert October 25, 2020

Pull A Yobert 

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.
Wow they really did Pull A Yobert !!
Pull A Yobert by Yobert October 25, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026