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Pull a Kobe

When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.
After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.
by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009
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Pull A Kobe

When you crash a vehicle specifically a helicopter into a mountain (in a video game).
John: Ooh I was pretty close to that mountain

Pat: Aww man you really suck at flying helicopters in gta. Want me to drive? Keep this up and you might pull a Kobe.
by Wattabi Ikinoshi January 8, 2021
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pull a kobe

To get caught cheating and rat out your friend for cheating, even though s/he hasn't gotten caught; similar to the way Kobe announce Shaq cheats on his wife when he got accused of rape.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Nicole?

Yea, her boyfriend found out she was cheating, and she decided to pull a kobe on Mary. Then, Mary's boyfriend dumped her for cheating.
by DWing May 20, 2011
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