Pull a David

Blocking someone on social media to avoid fixing a problem. Normally blocking because of a stupid and pathetic reason.

James : "I should just block her"
Luke: "NO, don't pull a david"

James: "Yea you're right"

by vibin101 April 1, 2020

Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.

Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!

by timboslice84 August 1, 2014

Pull a David

When in the middle of hooking up you stick your entire tongue down their throat and leave it there.

yo i was hooking up with him and he decided to pull a david

by daddidrphil March 28, 2019

Pull a David

When someone accosts a neighbour for cooking purposes at unreasonable hours

Old mate across the road had to pull a David and tried to get potatoes off me at 3am.

by Golp June 12, 2018

pull a david

Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.

A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!

by yaboiarg November 29, 2020

Pull a David Carradine.

Telling someone to go fuck themselves and die.

Hey asshole why don't you go "Pull a David Carradine."

by ANDO1111 June 14, 2010

Pull a David Guetta

To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.

Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!

by Altermaven November 11, 2014