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To Pull A Carlo

This is used whenever someone destroys pieces of code in a company's software the day before leaving his job.
"I uploaded the first version of the client's software then deleted the rest before leaving that company. Serves them right for treating me like a slave."

"Before I resign I'm gonna remove the most important lines of code from the booking engine... and that's how to pull a Carlo!"
To Pull A Carlo by fuckyeah_r_ask February 4, 2010

Pull a Carlo 

1. To be the oldest, omnipotent child in the family, self proclaiming to be the father figure and attempting to enforce rules that no one wants to follow.

2. To intentionally tattle on your younger brothers or sister and belittling them in front of other family members or friends whenever the opportunity arises because you are secretly jealous of them and compensating for your little penis complex.

Usually happens during the holidays or at family functions.

3. To be an all around dick and play the piano and annoy the family, friends or others in the room and not caring about it.
Hey, why are you playing the piano like that? Don't pull a Carlo and please stop it!!!
Pull a Carlo by Mr. Bog Stuff April 20, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016