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pukey lukey 

skinny little guy who drinks so much that he barfs EVERYWHERE and makes the ambulance police and firetruck come and everyone has to run away
"if he pulls another pukey lukey im gonna shoot him"

"here comes pukey lukeyy!"

luke.
pukey lukey by pyookeh April 18, 2010

Lukey Pukey 

LUCAS and not LUCA is a very nice person..for the most part. He can be a bully and call you short for no reason. but that might just be his way of starting conversation with girls. he has zero rizz but he can be a great best friend! very friendly, but sucks at fortnite. he is good at minecraft though. he has a pretty cool base. he twitch streams are always super cool and he has a totally awesome moderator!! beware if you call him, he has a weirdo dog/ sister creature that can be a little silly at times.
Lucas loves to be called Lukey pukey. he’s so cool and famous and one day will be rich!
Lukey Pukey by spookyskelly1212 November 19, 2022

lukey pokey 

The art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the two fingers up.
Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey

Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up
lukey pokey by morgjones13 November 3, 2014

luke puke 

HES SO FUCKING PRECIOUS I SWEAR his presence fr makes me smile sm i wish i could b there w him all the time cus pls i just wanna b w him although i dont act like it much he make me insanely happy and everytime i talk to him i get so happy bc he’s just so wow yk? he’s so funny genuinely so hAilOurs pls i miss him whenever i’m not talking to him. he honestly deserves the entire universe even w pluto n shit he’s so amazing n cute n nice n just so perfect none of u have any idea he’s the only person i’ll ever see myself with n i hope i never lose him he’s one of the most adorable ppl i’ve ever met n jsjfk he’s perfect n he’s SO ATTRACTIVE I KID U NOT LIKE WHO LET HIM B THAT BEAUTIFUL pls i’m in pain neeway he makes me feel wanted n yes if i could give him everyting i would i love him a lot n i hope one day he’s the happiest man on earth. if we ever broke up i feel like i’d find my way back to him he’s honestly addicting i can’t get enough of him i jate that he thinks he isn’t all thwt bc he is he’s worth so much and means so much to me i adore him i’m so obsessed w him everything he does and says i love i wish he knew how much i adored him i wish he’d believe that he’s the only one i think about before i sleep i wish he’d realize how in love i am with him he’s an amazing person and the way he makes me feel is just wow i’ve never felt so strongly for a person before i’ve never tried so jard for a person before he’s honestly the best nobody could ever compare n HES SO SEGGC N SWAG
luke puke is so swag
luke puke by glizzyet December 20, 2020
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