pugglecock

One of the most difficult breeds to obtain.

Feisty, rambunctious, horny, cuddly, and always hungry. Their nose is locked in for squirrels and food. Has a garbage disposal for a stomach. Only dislikes lettuce. Drooling is a lifestyle.

Brunette woman: "Hey what kind of dog is that?"

Lil' Hitchy: "Who Harley? He's a pugglecock!"

pugglecock by Hitch79 October 19, 2018

Pegglerock 

The act of, as a straight male, allowing your Asian girlfriend to peg you on her 21st birthday as a specific and planned special occasion.

'Friend 1 to friend 2'

Friend 1: "Yo bro, my girlfriend's 21st is coming up. She and I are going to celebrate."

Friend 2: " Awesome for her dawg. You gunna give her a Pegglerock?"

Friend 1: " Yeah man, since she's Asian we've been planning it for years now."

Pegglerock by Kerdonkulus January 20, 2018

Puzzlecocked 

A state of bewilderment and dumbfoundedness when trying to complete the key parts of a large 500+ puzzle of nude black man and his enormous cock while quarantined for the Coronavirus.

After Rich stole the meatiest piece, Pratt and Jordan were so puzzlecocked when trying to complete the genitals in the 1000 piece puzzle, That they had to call Aaron for a bottle of Famous Grouse and drink their sorrows away.

Puzzlecocked by Temple Bar March 20, 2020

Puggledicker 

A person who is extremely gay and wears gay glasses and has a girlfriend with a huge ass and of course has a gay MUSTACHE and eats gay shit and is a top-of-the-line dookie head.

I was walking down the sidewalk when I saw that "puggledicker" Frank driving in his car.

Puggledicker by One Eyed Jack March 7, 2004

Fugglecocking 

In a process where you do not wash under your foreskin for a prolonged time and let the "foreskin cheese" collect into a small brick of cheese. Used as food and/or decoration. The brick of "cheese" is called fugglecock.

Hey Grandma, Kathy can I try fugglecocking with you?

Fugglecocking by gl1tchi3_ February 4, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020