pug whacker

One who gets angry and finds an extremely ugly pug to whack around cuz he/she knows its defenseless and gains great pleasure in doing so

"god that dude is such a pug whacker'

by ss 13 January 4, 2017

pudwhackery

The act or actions that one might expect from a pudwhack. Actions that one might also expect when goofing around, acting stupid, or not giving a shit. See also asshattery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, ballyhoo

Wow, those guys are over there trying their damnedest to get laid, shes a slut, and they're still failing. What an act of pudwhackery. I feel bad for them.

by tuner_steve November 20, 2006

pudwhacker

an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone

Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!

by Steve and Dan November 5, 2004

Pudwhacker

To repeatedly stroke one's pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. In other words to be poopy.

Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.

Person #1 - What did you do last night?
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.


Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.

by JZMEL October 21, 2008