pudify 

To make like pudding, pudding consistency.

You must pudify the banana pudding.

pudify by Trey Miester December 16, 2013

pubify 

to pubify: to cast ancient, forbidden and cursed magic to quite literally, turn things directly in to a single quantifiable pube. This magic was first discovered in the beam stream in 2022 but many scholars believe it's origins predate even that. Immense and intensive research is done on a daily basis by the worlds best pubification excavators

gota watch out for a stray hair! you never know when it will pubify you! SMILERS

pubify by KaizenOkami August 22, 2022

puddify 

the solidification process of chocolate pudding; recommended with banana slices

Alex "I just checked on the pudding..."
Jenny "What stage of puddification is it in?"
Alex "The 99th and a half stage"

puddify by DQIT and WIAAN April 30, 2005

purify 

to do a strenuous workout (running, lifting, etc) after a night of heavy drinking and debauchery in order to rid your body of any toxins or impure choices made the night before

can also be used as an adj "purity"

Yo man, let's go purify today. I had a rough night.

I could really use a purity workout after all those whiskey shots.

purify by hiphop-anonymous January 31, 2010

Pubify 

To cast ancient, forbidden and cursed magic to quite literally, turn things directly in to a single quantifiable pube. This magic was first discovered in the beam stream in 2022 but many scholars believe it's origins predate even that. Immense and intensive research is done on a daily basis by the worlds best pubification excavators

Tony's hair looks like it was hit by a Pubify

Pubify by Lloyd_Nutt3R August 22, 2022

Pubify 

To cast ancient, forbidden and cursed magic to quite literally, turn things directly in to a single quantifiable pube. This magic was first discovered in the beam stream in 2022 but many scholars believe it's origins predate even that. Immense and intensive research is done on a daily basis by the worlds best pubification excavators

Tony's hair looks like it was hit by a Pubify

Pubify by Lloyd_Nutt3R August 22, 2022

pedify 

To molest a small child.

Lawyer: This man pedified little Tommy.
Man: I did not pedify that kid!

pedify by Attack of the Suck August 31, 2006