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Puddiest 

A word invented on the 23 May 2012 by a University of Manchester student. The exact definition is unknown.
"is puddiest even a word"
"puddiest is it a way of describing a pudding"
Puddiest by Countdown Anon November 1, 2012

Silly puddie pussy

A pussy that lack the elasticity to go back to the original form after sex.
I smash old girl but she had that silly puddie pussy, it was just hang everywhere.
a girls pussy. all wet n juiey too
i'll beat the puddie till she cries!

beat the puddie!
Puddie by 2005 December 28, 2005
The stuff dreams are made of
Hey do you know where I can score some puddie
Puddie by pat May 3, 2004

Puddinear 

How rednecks describe it when somthing is "pretty near"
Keri's Dad: the damn thing was puddinear the edge!

us: LOL
Puddinear by Rainsford December 17, 2008

Puddie toe 

A stanky yellowed pitted fungus-infected toenail. Often accompanying a severe case of athletes foot.
Teacher: "Hi Olivia. Is this your dad?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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