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pudsmack 

someone who fucks their couch and uses saran wrap too much
Kevin Joe is a pudsmack
pudsmack by DHAReauxK January 13, 2009
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pudsmack 

A dumbass who doesn't listen to the truth even when told or when it's all around him.
I give up on you PUDSMACKS!
pudsmack by ChrisPixel February 8, 2005
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pudsmack 

A stupid piece of shit who tries to look smart.
"No, instead it's that when it comes to females, I either really like them or really do not. There are females here who I am fond of, but people like this meg person represent to me everything that's wrong with human beings. She's selfish, ignorant, and seems to be nothing more than a typical party girl that can't grasp any ounce of the Big Picture. I've always been upfront with my dislike for ignorant self-indulgants, male or female."
pudsmack by culov July 7, 2004

pudsmack 

A pretentious eunuch who enjoys arguing with old miserable women
...but you see I am extremely well-versed in art, history, foreign language, mythology, writing, biology, music, physics, geography, geology philosophy, world affairs, calculus, economics, chemistry, technology, underwater basket weaving and will constantly remind you of this by actually listing all these subjects so nobody forgets how smart I truly am.
pudsmack by APguy July 29, 2004
One who frequently hits or strikes his pud to induce pleasure. A jerkoff.
That Jason's a real pud-smack... he's always smackin' his pud.

Shut up, pud-smack.
pud-smack by clembie June 20, 2003

pussmack 

1. one who is highly annoying or a source of a comman nuisance.

2. one who insist upon consistently making homosexual jokes and/or comical references.
1. "That pussmack Phil keeps talking loud even though he knows I'm sleeping!"

2. "Baron is a pussmack because he's always groping men in a permiscous way to be funny."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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