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pudsmack 

A dumbass who doesn't listen to the truth even when told or when it's all around him.
I give up on you PUDSMACKS!
pudsmack by ChrisPixel February 8, 2005
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pudsmack 

"No, instead it's that when it comes to females, I either really like them or really do not. There are females here who I am fond of, but people like this meg person represent to me everything that's wrong with human beings. She's selfish, ignorant, and seems to be nothing more than a typical party girl that can't grasp any ounce of the Big Picture. I've always been upfront with my dislike for ignorant self-indulgants, male or female."
pudsmack by culov July 7, 2004

pudsmack 

A pretentious eunuch who enjoys arguing with old miserable women
...but you see I am extremely well-versed in art, history, foreign language, mythology, writing, biology, music, physics, geography, geology philosophy, world affairs, calculus, economics, chemistry, technology, underwater basket weaving and will constantly remind you of this by actually listing all these subjects so nobody forgets how smart I truly am.
pudsmack by APguy July 29, 2004
One who frequently hits or strikes his pud to induce pleasure. A jerkoff.
That Jason's a real pud-smack... he's always smackin' his pud.

Shut up, pud-smack.
pud-smack by clembie June 20, 2003

pussmack 

1. one who is highly annoying or a source of a comman nuisance.

2. one who insist upon consistently making homosexual jokes and/or comical references.
1. "That pussmack Phil keeps talking loud even though he knows I'm sleeping!"

2. "Baron is a pussmack because he's always groping men in a permiscous way to be funny."
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