pud whacker

Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!

That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!

by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013

Pud Whacker

A cronic masturbater. Someone who likes to beat his meat.

Damn Chris your such a pud whacker.

by leebuck2 April 15, 2003

Pud Whacker

Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard

Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.

by C:dub April 28, 2003

Pud Whacker

Ray Carlisle from Teenage Bottlerocket.

Have you ever had to talk to Ray?
Yeah, he’s a total pud whacker.

by Ray Sucks March 24, 2023