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puck fuck 

The act of foreplay during the hockey pre-game, oral first intermission , intercourse in second intermission; if overtime is needed doggie style for both parties can watch. At end of game it's a smoke and a beer.
Aye, Sally wanna puck fuck?
puck fuck by iGot Issues October 31, 2013

Puck fuck 

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone
Puck fuck by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021

Fuck Puck 

A person you see as ready and willing to engage in a sexcapade.

Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.

A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.
This guy I work with sees all female customers as a fuck puck
Fuck Puck by bludiamondgirl April 30, 2009

Puck Bowling Fuck 

Hooking up with a slutty bartender on a gaming table at a seedy townie bar.
Puck Bowling Fuck by Mallrats099 February 6, 2009

puckfuck 

(n) Chicks that have sex with hockey players because they think its cool.
(v) to have sex with a hockey player
(v) Yeah, after the party I'm going to fuckpuck these blond chicks that were staring at me the whole game.
(n) Tell those fuckpucks to close their mouth.
puckfuck by LL November 16, 2004

Puckfuck 

To shove a puck up you’re ass and shit it out into you’re partners vagina
Hannah puckfucked