puck fuck

A puck fuck is a chick who only fucks hockey players.

Dude-Man that chick is sucha puck fuck
Dude 2- Ya, mabey we should play hockey

by puckfuck June 27, 2005

puck fuck

The act of foreplay during the hockey pre-game, oral first intermission , intercourse in second intermission; if overtime is needed doggie style for both parties can watch. At end of game it's a smoke and a beer.

Aye, Sally wanna puck fuck?

by iGot Issues October 31, 2013

Fuck Puck

A person you see as ready and willing to engage in a sexcapade.

Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.

A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.

This guy I work with sees all female customers as a fuck puck

by bludiamondgirl April 30, 2009

Puck Bowling Fuck

Hooking up with a slutty bartender on a gaming table at a seedy townie bar.

Puck Bowling Fuck

by Mallrats099 February 6, 2009

Puck fuck

Stupid ass hockey players who get absolutely no coochie

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone

by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021