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pub cum

Pub Cum is the sticky residue that you normally find on your forearms after a busy shift at the pub. It usually happens when you pass a pint under the guinness tap and it drips a globule of said beverage.

It is commonly used amoung shrewsbury bar staff so it can also be know as a shrewsburyism
Jo: Hey Rob how was your shift at the pub
Rob: Great!
Jo: Ewwww whats that sticky stuff on your arm
Rob: Ah bollocks Im covered in pub cum again.
by Robert Leigh Adams October 28, 2007
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Cum guzzling pub slut

A slut that devotes all of her spare time to trawling alcohol serving venues (mainly pubs) that contain men with full scrotum's of cum. The slut's sole mission in life is to pick up a suitable provider of man juice so as she may receive her fix of hot, lumpy sprog at the earliest possible opportunity.
Jenny is such a cum guzzling pub slut, she can't wait to go to a bar after work and suck dry the nearest hard cock she can lay her cum-ridden lips on.

Ball custard is the lifeblood that Amber craves, she is always leaving a club early to take a man home and receive his delicious deposit of jizz, what a cum guzzling pub slut.
by Machris May 10, 2012
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