pthot 

(the p is silent with a hard 'th' pronunciation)

A pretentious thot(that ho over there) She (or he #feminism) pretends to be classy and into poetry and higher thinking but she really just a thot who dated one academic burnout and now she behaves like she absorbed a PhD thesis through her vagina. Now she/he be hanging out at museums, galleries, think tanks and political fundraisers like she belongs. She got no real thoughts of her own, deep down she is just an ordinary dumb ass low brow thot

Yo! Lakeisha been hanging out with dem Capitol Hill interns, trying to bag her a senator sugardaddy. Girl is a real pthot. She thinks Tort Reform means reforming thots into educated chicks. What a dumb ass bish.

pthot by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 14, 2020

pthot 

(the p is silent with a hard 'th' pronunciation)

A pretentious thot(that ho over there) She (or he #feminism) pretends to be classy and into poetry and higher thinking but she really just a thot who dated one academic burnout and now she behaves like she absorbed a PhD thesis through her vagina. Now she/he be hanging out at museums, galleries, think tanks and political fundraisers like she belongs, but deep down just just an ordinary dumb ass low brow thot. She got no real thoughts in her head and she is a real thot.

Yo! Lakeisha been hanging out with dem Capitol Hill interns, trying to bag her a senator sugardaddy. Girl is a real pthot. She thinks Tort Reform means reforming thots into educated chicks. What a dumb ass bish.

pthot by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 14, 2020

photo-floor 

Man-made flooring that simulates natural substances. Tile that appears to be stone, laminate that appears to be wood. Both of these are produced by photographing examples of natural substances, then reproducing that image on man-made sustrates. The level of realism is dependent on the quality of the process.

The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.

I just installed a new photo-floor....and yes, it's pretty as a picture!!!

photo-floor by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) January 13, 2011

Photo Bombshell 

A woman who looks more attractive in a photograph than she ever looks in real life. Photo=hot. Real Life=Nasty.

Man #1: "Look at Ashley's profile pic. She's pretty hot huh?"

Man #2: "That's Ashely? I just saw her yesterday and was thinking how ugly she was"

Man #1: "Really?"

Man #2: "Yeah she must be a Photo Bombshell."

Photo Bombshell by Sundaydriver101 August 18, 2011

photo dump 

when someone has way too much photos on their phone and they upload them to instagram, regardless if they combine or make sense.

I finally was able to post on instagram! it was easier for me as i made a photo dump

photo dump by understandbitch November 15, 2020

Pehoto

Pay-HOE-toe

1. One who compulsively draws male genital organs on one's arm, the area between the thumb and index finger, tissue boxes, the margins of one's history essay, private property, public property, and toilet paper.

2. The creator of the Universe and the guardian of Marin County, California. The source of all moral and immoral authority; the supreme being.

3. The supreme being of which Pehotoism (see Pehotoism) is the worship of.

Play-Pehoto: behave as if all powerful and supremely important.
Mortal 1: Only I, and occasionally Ben, can go Dr. Phil. There is more to it then pulling fancy words outta ur ass. When you learn that, THEN you can go Dr. Phil on me.
Mortal 2: JFK! Can you not play-Pehoto for once and take my visions seriously?
(Mortal 2 breaks down in tears while Mortal 1 laughs condescendingly at Mortal 1's idiocy)

Pehoto-Bless: An expression of good wishes upon sneezing.
Mortal 1: Ahh choo!
Mortal 2: Pehoto-Bless you!

Pehoto by Sha-nae-nay January 11, 2009

Suicide Photo Bomber 

A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.

Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.

Suicide Photo Bomber by Royce McMillan June 3, 2010