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When a guy takes mirror selfies of his bare ass or anus to see how many dudes will "like" the photo.

Today I was Provosting and got 56 likes! I feel beautiful today!

provosting by Captian poopy pants January 9, 2016

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Peaceful Protesting

What liberals call burning down buildings and rioting in the streets over a person dying who happened to be black

"Peaceful Protesting"

Peaceful Protesting by Veteran Bandit April 15, 2021

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proposing

A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!

Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!

proposing by Benchamin February 4, 2014

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Art-provoking

1. Art that provokes thoughts, sensations and feelings.

2. Things that bring the internal fire of creation flowing out into the world through artistic expression.

1. That painting gives me chills, what an art-provoking piece!

2. That tree is so art-provoking; I can't wait to get home and draw tonight.

Art-provoking by Love flow May 23, 2016

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provoking

To stir up, arouse, or call forth (feelings, desires, or activity): The mishap provoked a hearty laugh. to incite or stimulate (a person, animal, etc.) to action.

Why are you provoking?

provoking by #IKnowEverything September 18, 2018

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Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

Shamelessly Self Promoting by Hayson May 15, 2011

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Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

Shamelessly Self Promoting by Hayson May 15, 2011

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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