protein car

A car made out of protein powder and gatorade that works.

I drove my protein car to the gym

protein car by IsaacWhysic May 25, 2023

Protein Carnation 

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

Protein Carnation by Ocram April 27, 2003