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A proski is one whom is a pro, but so much better than a pro. They are the best of the best, no one has the ability to top them, there is only a hand full of people in the whole world that has the title "Proski".

Here are a few:
Wayne Gretzky - Proski at the good ol' game of hockey
Michael Jackson - Proski at dancing, singing, creating pop songs
John Cena - Proski at not being seen
Gene Belcher (Bob's Burger's) at the keyboard
Person one: Man, that Nathan guy is really good at picking up girls!
Person two: Yeah man, didn't you hear? He's a proski!!
Proski by dudeofawesomeness May 28, 2017
Words you can keep
pulling off a joke or trick usually resevered or done by actual professionals...
Person 1: Did you see Josh do a 540 Japan Air off the 12 foot half pipe.

Person 2: Ya it was Proski.
proski by DannyBanany August 11, 2009
A fictional musician known for his album Assatude and Mental Health Check, along with feature modern Kanye West in his sophomore slump album ART. He us also known for his catchphrase "BOIW"
Man, did he here Proski's new album, critics call it garbage, but ART is actually like art you know.
Proski by Totality Slim August 31, 2025

prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.
That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.
prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
A curse word in the UK. It's very bad to say.
"If you don't like it, you can can suck my proskater" Caddicarus, 2020
proskater by idkwhattoputheremayo October 30, 2020
1. A Christianized Turk who claims to be a fabricated "greek."

2. Someone who is unable to accept that their grandparents were ethnic Turks

3. Someone in their 50's who walks around with a plastic Spartan helmet and an aluminum sword yelling "300!"

Their grandparents were part of a population exchange between grease and Turkey where 1.3 million Turks of the "greek" religion were sent to grease and 500 000 "greeks" of the Muslim religion were sent to Turkey.

other forms: Prosfyg, Prosfygi, Prosfig, Prosfigi, Prosfiga, Prosfyga
You were born a Prosfig and you will die a Prosfig.
Prosfig by Prosfigi June 17, 2014

Prosciutto 

Dry-ish sweet tasting ham from Italy. Very thinly sliced and it tastes AWESOME. There doesn't seem to be enough of it.
I want some prosciutto in my sandwich.
Prosciutto by DarkyFish November 2, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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