The position you get into to build up fart gas, so you can light it on fire. Get down on the floor; place your chest on the ground; put your butt up as high as it can go; place one side of your face on the ground like you are listening for footsteps; wait until you need to fart. When you "get one," roll over on your back; place the flame under your anus; and push out a plode (a fart on fire). Never light up in silk, never in the nude, to prevent suck back (flame in anal cavity). Fart lighting is polite, as it extinguishes the smell.
Man, I have an upset stomach after eating that warm, greasysalad. Let me get in the prone position so I can light up (fart on a flame).
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.