procreastination
procreastination - myself and my wife both had to write reports for work at the weekend, but they were boring so we procreastinated all afternoon instead.
procreastination by simonzephyr August 26, 2012
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procrastination
procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004
Procrastination
Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009
procrastination
procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004
procrastination
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
procrastination by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003
Procrastination
No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.
Procrastination by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010
Coitus Procrastination
The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)
Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.
Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!
Pablo- Que? No el inglishh
Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!
Pablo- Que? No el inglishh
Coitus Procrastination by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010
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