Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!

Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!

procrasta-masta by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

Procrasta-cone

1. When a fellow stoner is procrastinating punching a cone

2. When you use punching cones as a strategic way to procrastinate daily tasks

1.
Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)

2.
Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!

Procrasta-cone by Northernbeachesstoners December 7, 2014

Procrastapeed

The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.

I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.

Procrastapeed by BMWBiker September 2, 2014

procrasta-dash

ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.

Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..

procrasta-dash by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026