procrastate

To procrastinate by eating.

I just procrastate this entire box of cookies instead of working in lab.

by dgreenf June 4, 2011

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework

Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.

by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Procrastavirus

It's a contagious and deadly disease. It's chronic and requires intense treatment such as a schedule. Symptoms are tiredness, lack of work, small attention span and such.

I couldn't complete my work, I was procrastinating. I think I have Procrastavirus.

by JazzyLadybug February 24, 2020

Procrastabating

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

procrasta-masta

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!

Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!

by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

Procrasta-cone

1. When a fellow stoner is procrastinating punching a cone

2. When you use punching cones as a strategic way to procrastinate daily tasks

1.
Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)

2.
Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!

by Northernbeachesstoners December 7, 2014

Procrastapeed

The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.

I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.

by BMWBiker September 2, 2014