Procrastapeed

The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.

I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.

Procrastapeed by BMWBiker September 2, 2014

Procrastakeener

Pronunciation: \prə-ˈkras-tə-ˈkēn-er\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Lutzer
Date: 2010

-verb; an individual who embodies the dual function of being both a postponer, while simultaneously being marked with intellectual quickness and acuity.

Example 1:
Lutzer is a procrastakeener.

Example 2:
Lutzer: "I'm a procrastakeener".

Procrastakeener by the dunner June 23, 2010

procrastageddon 

When you procrastionate so much that all of your deadlines hit you at once, so you are forced to work on your tasks frantically.

Dude, I survived procrastageddon

procrastageddon by NoxMelo November 7, 2017