Procrastapeed

The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.
I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.
by BMWBiker September 03, 2014
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Onlineafied

To recognize some you have seen on an online dating site while being out in the real world.
Sherry was meeting someone for the first time and looked over at the bar and online onlineafied guy she traded profile views with online, but never wrote on another.
by BMWBiker April 27, 2015
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