Primordial Soup is the mixture of pussy,
ass, spit and sweat, to taste. Can be drank as a liquid, whipped into a frothy consistency and slurped, or even eaten
thick. Add tap
juice as needed.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.
I slurped up Heather'
s Primordial Soup because it is delicious and nutritious.
After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That'
s not
food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It'
s not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"
Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.