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prickdar

Instinct that enables you to detect pricks, thus preventing you from getting involved in shitty relationships.
The first time he met her father, he spent the whole time on the phone with his buddy.

=>She should have had her prickdar on when she met Jerôme.
by flutinne July 23, 2012
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prickarious

similar to precarious, but most specifically applies to a perilous situation for a penis
If Walter's going home with Sheila he better use a condom or he could end up in a prickarious situation.
by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016
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Nobin Prickard

A Nobin prickard is a fellow who seems to unknowingly
tell tales of false goings on, a fellow who takes a story
and tells it to a level of complete undignified fabrication.

Tales of throwing tv's out of the window, taking up smoking
because of child abuse, causing "mayhem" ahem, with ones dad.

Usually part of a scout troop, the Nobin Prickard is found in large
packs of tie wearing toggle bashers who listen to busted, and actually
enjoy it.
"Dude, have you seen how shit that guys tattoos are?"
"Yeah, what a nobin prickard."

"Guys im in trouble, i broke my leg in 7 places yesterday, then had to
run to the hospital but bumped into a mormon who convinced me that hospitals
are morally wrong. so i decided to take him to the pub and we had seventy pints of ale each...and then we had a massive fight!"

"yeah yeah, okay...we believe you" " who the hell is this kid, Nobin prickard?"

"once i saw a baby eat 20 cigarettes in a single go"

"man stop it you Nobin prickard, we all know thats not true"
by Tom faulkner February 15, 2009
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pricktard

Someone who simultaneously acts as both a prick and a retard.
Boy, Josh was being a real pricktard last night!
by Miranda H January 1, 2009
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pricktard

Someone who unknowingly makes a mistake and must be corrected by someone of greater awareness.
Ryan Marsh is a pricktard
He's pricktarded
by Uzz Uzz January 31, 2008
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prickard

1. A prick in a corporate management or education position. Derived from Dean Prichert of the movie "Old School".
"Ah jeez my boss has been a real Prickard for months now..."

"I thought I was going to graduate, but that Prickard told me I was a few credits short."
by Johnsonhurst July 3, 2008
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Pricktard

Someone who believes that whatever they do is funny because they do something that makes someone laugh once and from then on believes that they are the only funny person in the world. Usually a massive prick and extremely contradictory. Epic gay.
“Why are you a pricktard bro?”
“Look I get it your funnier than me but don’t rub it in”
Thanks I guess?”
“Do you want a fight I’m funnier than you and better at everything

Kieran’s fat
by YBPYT July 23, 2019
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