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Pretty Titty 

Silhouettes Showbar . A fun, laid back , corner bar type strip club in Coopersburg Pa. Hot chicks, fun staff and never a dull moment . Due to the reputation of girls with gorgeous full natural breasts it was nicknamed the “Pretty Titty”. However, when locals were angry that it opened back in the day they would call it the “shitty titty” to try to hurt business . Now it is a local staple which many couples even frequent now because of the welcoming , fun environment.
Hey guys let’s go to the Pretty Titty and grab some drinks and play some pool.

pretty titty 

identifying a girl who isn't hot, but has large breasts
Yo check out that girl, shes pretty titty
pretty titty by jc May 6, 2004

handsome boy / pretty titty parking 

Ideal parking close to the entrance/venue. Usually gender specific
Yo! You scored some handsome boy / pretty titty parking right out front?!

Litty titty and pretty 

Going to bars or parties with your best friend, getting mad drunk and one of you would throw up and end up passing out at each other’s house.
Dam bro, remember when we got litty titty and pretty last week? Yea let’s not do that again.

*following week it happens again

Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

pretty titties 

a term used to describe something the speaker holds to be cool, novel or fun.
pretty titties by sssssteve June 15, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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