Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
by negutits June 24, 2014
Get the Titty-to-pretty ratiomug. Containing shit throughout; having no part that is not shit; composed strictly of tightly-bound shitecules into a matrix indistinguishable from shit.
by negutits June 22, 2014
Get the shit wholemug. A specialized form of cunt that publicly wrestles unskillfully with larger, less common words so as to feign intellect and reason. Also can refer specifically to the orifice on said cunt from which foolish words originate.
1) The following is a quote from word cunt, Sarah Palin: "Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, "...
2) Saw Dana Loesch on Bill Maher. She needs to shut her word cunt.
2) Saw Dana Loesch on Bill Maher. She needs to shut her word cunt.
by negutits April 04, 2011
Get the word cuntmug. by negutits June 12, 2016
Get the horp pollorpmug. by negutits August 27, 2014
Get the BurgerQueeningmug. Purposefully confabulated information intended to cause harm. Synonymous with black propaganda. Distinct from misinformation which is accidental, and disinformation which could potentially be used in a protective way, malinformation is always used to harm any and all recipients.
Fusion GPS' Russian Prostitute Urolagnia Dossier was malinformation that had ultimately harmed America, regardless of one's political alignment.
by negutits December 05, 2017
Get the malinformationmug. Speculative prediction market contract that allows people to place bets on which celebrity or politician is going to turn out to be accused or convicted of being a pedo in the news within the next business quarter. A pedofuture is a specialized variant of molestofuture, which itself includes any allegation of sexual abuse
I'm putting 100 bucks in Stephen Colbert pedofutures after that stunt with Henry Kissinger at the end of his last show
by negutits November 27, 2017
Get the Pedofuturemug.