Where do I even begin? A Prestonbanoochie is a strong-willed, Mickey
Mouse drinking, buzz-cut sporting
person. A Prestonbanoochie usually lives in a basement, and boy do they like their mirrors. You'll usually find a Prestonbanoochie sitting in his school's dining hall 13 hours a day. What are they doing?
Don't ask me, ask your local Prestonbanoochie.