premature extextulation
premature extextulation by giddyidledoodler December 15, 2011
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Premature etextulation
When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.
George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
Premature etextulation by jaqueranda December 4, 2009
premature etextulation
I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.
premature etextulation by bikewreckgary December 7, 2011
Premature Etextulation
Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?
Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.
Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.
Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
Premature Etextulation by bizmike October 24, 2012
premature etextulation
When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.
I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.
premature etextulation by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009
Premature etextulation
When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!
Premature etextulation by Smurph69 July 21, 2014
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