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prehumptial agreement 

Noun. The consent provided between adults prior to engaging in either casual, friends with benefits, or meaningless sex.

Similar to a prenumptial agreement but with a different line of business.

AKA 'the prehump'
I told him not to get all crazy after we hooked up. It was all explained during the prehumptial agreement.
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prehumptial agreement 

Bill and Jane signed a prehumptial agreement before engaging in intercourse

prebumptual agreement 

It's like a prenuptial agreement, but it specifies the rules of a one night stand instead of that of a marriage.
short: prebump
I was gonna bang out jessica last night but she wouldn't sign the prebumptual agreement
prebumptual agreement by bigearl January 22, 2009
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