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precoshion 

A "beforehand" safety-measure which involves following the "modern-day Golden Rule" (i.e., "Do unto others before they do unto you") of completely pounding everyone else around you into a shapeless pulp, so that these other humans can't "get you" first.
I asked the local constable why he carries a "cosh" (nightstick), and he said it was "as a precoshionary measure". Let's hope he does indeed only use it in a true emergency, eh???
precoshion by QuacksO June 30, 2019
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Precision Airstrike 

An alcoholic drink with 1/3rd Kahlua 1/3rd amaretto 1/3 baileys in a shot glass topped with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire.

prefashionable 

To be ahead of the curve in style, attitude and general social prowess. To be the originator of trends and the definer of the next fad.
-"Those have have got to be the most retarded sunglasses i've ever seen!"

+"Actually these are the coolest shit around, you just don't know it. I'm prefashionable."

-"Oh...where did you get em?"
prefashionable by Oso D'lyshus March 18, 2008

surgical precision

The method and or technique or utilizing the use of a bladed tool that is on par with the acquired skill-set of a surgeon's precision
Dr. Lecters Surgical Precision and education in human anatomy allowed him to commit his crimes.
surgical precision by Mr. Knife March 18, 2014

Precision Bass 

The world's frist electric bass guitar. Manufactured by Fender, starting in 1951 (not '58, as the previous definition said). Often imitated by cheap Asian brands that wouldn't know a thing about making a guitar. Slang term is P-Bass. Has a brother, the Jazz Bass, introduced in 1962(?)
Dee Dee Ramone often played a white early '60s model Fender P-Bass.

precision jump 

A very fundamental movement in Parkour, in which a traceur jumps, and lands precisely. It is a whole lot harder than it seems, such as when you are landing on a rail, or thin landing space.
The traceur skillfully landed on the rail, thus completing the precision jump
precision jump by ThePKDude September 18, 2013

precession 

The idea that the social idea of time exists in the past while the structure of time exists in the future.

Proffering that consciousness is in front of human-time, as it exists in the future.
Precession is the assertion that consciousness is actually the structure of time, and it exists in the future.
precession by sandraxine September 5, 2020